May 2013
23 posts
folie-a-tout:
heyaeya:
dameofspace:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
jakemalik:
hungryzekes:
kanyewesticle:
holynipples:
kanyewesticle:
jakemalik:
kanyewesticle:
*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that
*bites lip* oh yeah baby
*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that
*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper
what
*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper
wtf can we get some...
Am I weird by saying that naming my child Tybalt would be awesome?
buttgenie:
I JUST PICKED UP THE PHONE BECAUSE MY SCHOOL WAS CALLING AND IT’S ALWAYS A RECORDING BUT IT WAS MY VICE PRINCIPAL’S VOICE TALKING ABOUT HOW SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW AND I GRUNTED REALLY LOUD AND SCREAMED “NOOOOO” AND HE SAID “excuse me”
westbor0baptistchurch:
tootsied:
iapprovethispost:
tootsied:
I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]
You’re living in the past it’s a new generation
[LOUD GUITAR]
[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
cosmo sex tip #669
allaboardthekevintran:
when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”
April 2013
1 post
March 2013
2 posts
February 2013
16 posts
January 2013
51 posts
“what a beautiful wedding”
– the bridesmaid to the waiter (via ciatlin)
5 tags
R.I.P. Charlie, Demon Dog...:'(
I’ve lit a candle for a dear dog to my friend Morfar, which passed a few days ago. I’m so sorry Morfar.. Please, just know that I’m here for you if you need. I love you man. I love Charlie as well. Please start to feel better, please. Puss och kramar Morfar.
—kärlek, Dalton
