folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
jakemalik: hungryzekes: kanyewesticle: holynipples: kanyewesticle: jakemalik: kanyewesticle: *whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that *bites lip* oh yeah baby *touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that *pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper what *pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper wtf can we get some...
Am I weird by saying that naming my child Tybalt would be awesome?
buttgenie: I JUST PICKED UP THE PHONE BECAUSE MY SCHOOL WAS CALLING AND IT’S ALWAYS A RECORDING BUT IT WAS MY VICE PRINCIPAL’S VOICE TALKING ABOUT HOW SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW AND I GRUNTED REALLY LOUD AND SCREAMED “NOOOOO” AND HE SAID “excuse me”
westbor0baptistchurch: tootsied: iapprovethispost: tootsied: I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR] You’re living in the past it’s a new generation [LOUD GUITAR] [SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
cosmo sex tip #669
allaboardthekevintran: when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”
what a beautiful wedding– the bridesmaid to the waiter (via ciatlin)
R.I.P. Charlie, Demon Dog...:'(
I’ve lit a candle for a dear dog to my friend Morfar, which passed a few days ago. I’m so sorry Morfar.. Please, just know that I’m here for you if you need. I love you man. I love Charlie as well. Please start to feel better, please. Puss och kramar Morfar. —kärlek, Dalton